Tumblr Mouse Cursors

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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Monday, September 1 with 657,601 notes


i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

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Monday, September 1 with 437,550 notes



christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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Monday, September 1 with 824,672 notes


Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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Monday, September 1 with 430,382 notes



my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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Monday, September 1 with 425,596 notes


friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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Monday, September 1 with 298,275 notes


i wish people had crushes on me 

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Monday, September 1 with 612,371 notes